Kanto Qyto (Gogat, November 17, 1963) is the president of Tagog. He became president in 1986, and since then he has been reelected in each election. He is a member of the Conservative Tagogese Party. Reputable international surveys described him as 'Greatest Man on Earth' for ten years running, as well as 'Most Handsome Left Eyebrow' and 'Most Trendy Tagogese.' There are no official pictures of him, as the president has no need for pictorial representation when he lives in the hearts and minds of all right-thinking Tagogese citizens.

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